The High Cost of Beef
An economist asked, “When was beef the highest?”
A 6 year old replied, “When the cow jumped over the moon?”
A Turkey with A Limp
What do you call a Turkey with a limp?
A gobble with a wobble.
Why Dogs Can’t Use Computers
Why Dogs Can’t Use Computers…
– He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
– SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
– Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
– Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
– Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he’s browsing www.purina.com instead of working.
– The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
– He can’t help attacking the screen when he hears “You’ve Got Mail”.
– It’s too messy to “mark” every Web site he visits.
– The FETCH command isn’t available on all platforms.
– He can’t stick his head out of Windows.
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Must Be From Your Mother
Little Johnny asked his father, “Where did I get my intelligence from?”
His father replied, “It must be from your mother… because I still have mine.”