Why do fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
A Good Pun
A good pun is its own reword.
Blog of Loong
Parrot’s Need Friends Too
My parrot was looking quite lonely in the cage all by himself. So, I thought it would be a nice gesture on my part to get him a larger cage and introduce him to a new friend to keep him company, a pet duck.
Of course, I had to ask him first, “Polly want a quacker?”
The A-flat Minor
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.