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Don’t You Go There
Grandma left the stove on and the pan was burnt. I asked her if she had a timer she can use, as to not forget in the future
“NO! Don’t you dare go there! I don’t have that,” she said, shaking her fist at me.
“No, no, Grandma, I said ‘A timer’!”
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The Super Unknown
We took the kids to one of those restaurants where the walls are plastered with movie memorabilia. I went off to see the hostess about reserving a table. When I returned, I found my 10-year-old granddaughter staring at a poster of Superman standing in a phone booth.
She looked puzzled. “She doesn’t know who Superman is?” I asked my wife.
“Worse,” my wife replied. “She doesn’t know what a phone booth is.”
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The Irish Frog
Just because a frog is green, does that mean its Irish?
No.
That is correct. Because when you look at it when its a baby, it looks a tad-polish!
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Too Many Lies
One day a man dies and goes to heaven. There, he sees St. Peter at the entrance.
Before he went in, Peter stopped him and said, “Sorry, but you have told too many lies to be allowed here.”
The man looked at him sadly and said, “Have a heart, you were once a fisherman yourself.”
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