Win or Lose
It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose…
That is, until you lose!
What is a pessimist?
A pessimist is a person who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Now That’s an Omen
Two soldiers were watching the night sky in Afghanistan when a shooting star came into view. One soldier said, “Look, it’s an omen. Something bad is about to happen.”
The other one looked and said, “I’m not superstitious. That is not an omen.”
In the next instant the shooting star, about the size of a car, crashed to earth landing on top of the soldier. In great pain he slowly crawled out from under the meteorite and said, “Okay, wow… now that’s an omen!”
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Bill Gates Divorce
Did you hear Bill Gates is getting a divorce?
Found out his wife doesn’t do windows.