The Unhappy Umbrella
Being at my college often meant having your umbrella taken without your knowledge and if lucky returned during the rainy season. So I was pleasantly surprised when my roommate showed me an umbrella and asked me if it was mine. My umbrella was a brand called “Happy”.
So I told him, “Check if it’s Happy.”
He promptly proceeded to open and close the umbrella twice in quick succession. He looked at me and gravely concluded, “Doesn’t sound so happy.”
May the Force Be With You
A man in a business suit was reading the paper on a crowded subway car yet no one sat within ten feet of him. A rather disheveled man sat down beside him and said, “I can tell the force is within you!”
The well dressed man looked over the top of his reading glasses and replied, “No, actually it passed about five minutes ago.”
Book to the Beach
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
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Playing the Lottery
A woman begins to pray, “God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.”
Lottery night comes and somebody else wins.
She again prays, “God, please let me win the lottery! I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.”
Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.
So, once again, she prays, “My God, why have you forsaken me? I’ve lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I don’t often ask You for help and I’ve always been a good servant to You. Please let me win the lottery just this one time, so I can get my life back in order.”
Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the Heavens open. She is overwhelmed by the voice of God, Himself.
He says, “Sweetheart, work with me on this. Buy a ticket.”