The Wedding Text
A father texts his son: “My dear son, today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father.”
His son texts back: “Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn’t actually until tomorrow!”
His Father replies: “I know.”
Rise and Shine
Why doesn’t somebody cross electric blankets with toasters?
That way, we could pop out of bed each morning!
Blog of Loong
Perfectly Wonderful Evening
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening…
But tonight with you wasn’t it.
It’s All in the Delivery
Three comedians are shooting the breeze in the dressing room of a nightclub after a late gig. They’ve heard one another’s material so much that they’ve reached the point where they don’t need to say the jokes anymore to amuse each other, they just need to refer to each joke by a number.
“Number 37!” cracks the first comic, and the others break up.
“Number 53!” says the second person, and they howl.
Finally, it’s the third comic’s turn. “44!” he quips. He gets nothing. Crickets.
“What?” he asks, “Isn’t 44 funny?”
“Sure, it’s usually hilarious,” they answer. “But the way you tell it…”