Canoeing On A Sunny Day
Gracie was driving down the road in her pickup truck when she spotted a blonde sitting in a canoe in the middle a corn field. She slammed on her brakes and swerved into the corn field.
Pulling up beside the blonde, she rolled down her window and shouted, “Hey! What do you think you’re doing?!?”
The blonde in the canoe looked at her, confused and said, “Well, I’m just out enjoying the sun in my canoe.”
Gracie was fuming. She yelled back, “Why are you out in the middle of the cornfield!?!”
“Well, it seemed like a great day to be in the wide open,” the blonde replied.
“You know,” Gracie said, “It’s blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name! If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!”
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?
Where To Change?
Customer : I’d like to try that dress in the window.
Assistant : I’m sorry madam, I’m afraid you’ll have to use the fitting room, like everybody else.
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What Did The Grape Say To The Elephant?
Q:What did the Grape say when the Elephant stepped on it?
A:Nothing, It just let out a little Whine!