Definition of Clothes Dryer
Definition of Clothes Dryer: An appliance designed to eat socks.
When the actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye!
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why did Ginger and Mary Ann have tons of clothes with them when they were supposed to be on a “three hour tour?”
Blog of Loong
Reading His Future
A mother and daughter were reading tea leaves in the bottom of their cups during lunch. Wanting to get attention the little brother said, “that’s nothing” as he flung spaghetti on the wall. He told his mother and sister that spaghetti was a much more reliable source for reading the future.
The mother took a close look at the spaghetti as it slid down the wall. She said, “I think you’re right, do you see that noodle? It’s telling me you’ll be grounded for a week.”