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品笑话学英语-2018-158

Posted by loong on 2018/12/18 in 英语段子 |

Surprise Visit

A tired and frustrated wife arrived home late from work and quietly entered the master bedroom where she saw four sets of feet hanging over the end of the bed. Furious, she grabbed an umbrella and began to hit the covers hearing groans from underneath them.
Exhausted she goes down the stairs to the kitchen for a stiff drink where she is shocked to see her husband standing in the kitchen.
“Your mom and dad arrived unexpectedly, so I gave them our room. Did you say hello?”
 
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The Thoughtful Waiter

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered, with his thumb over the meat.
“Are you crazy?” yells the customer. “What’s with your hand on my steak?”
“Sorry,” answers the waiter, “I don’t want it to fall on the floor again.”
 
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Don’t Put Off Till Tomorrow

I’m kind of tired of being an amateur crastinater…
I’m thinking of turning pro, but I’m going to put that decision off for awhile.
 
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No Delivery Fee

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knew it, the bridge was right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars were backed up for miles.
Finally a police car came pulling up to the scene. The cop got out of his car and walked to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, ‘Got stuck, huh?’
The truck driver says, ‘No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.’
 
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