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品笑话学英语-2018-154

Posted by loong on 2018/12/14 in 英语段子 |

My Pet’s Name

I have a pet who is a continual source of personal annoyance and irritation. Truth be told, he really bothers the heck out of me.
I named my pet, “Peeve.”
 
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Handicap Parking

A policeman is passing through a supermarket parking lot when he sees a car turn into a ‘Handicap Parking’ space with no sticker.
He pulls over as the gentlemen is getting out of his parked car.
“Ahem,” He clears his throat to the man, “Sir, this is a HANDICAP spot, you know.”
The man looks at him quizzically, then back to the space, then back to the officer. “Ok,” he answers.
The police officer crosses his arms. “Well, what’s you’re handicap bub?”
He pauses to think for a minute. “Well, I can’t read sir, does that count?”
 
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At The Library

“But why can’t I talk inside the library?” Al asked his mother.
“Because you have to be quiet. Noise is a distraction. The people around you can’t read.”
“They can’t read? Then why are they in the library?”
 
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Too Much Dora

I am not liking the man I have become…
It’s not a good sign when I answer Dora before my toddler does.
 
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