It’s His Charm
“Do you know, why Andrews is so popular with the girls?”
“When he sits down beside a pretty girl in a bar, he tells her, ‘I’m not really so tall, I’m just sitting on my wallet.'”
Did you hear about the Canadian man who had a map of Canada tattooed to his butt?
Every time he sat down, Quebec separated.
What Does He Weigh?
Q: There is a butcher at the butcher shop. He is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?
A: He weighs meat.
Blog of Loong
The Tax Man Cometh
A last-minute filer walked into our state income tax office and handed me his returns. Just as he did, a peal of laughter could be heard in another room.
Glaring at me, he grumbled, “What are they doing back there, counting the money?”