Recently I experienced muscle pain after installing a sound-deadening device on my car’s exhaust system…
The doctor diagnosed it as a case of muffler cramps.
Baseball Player’s Favorite Breakfast
What do Baseball players like to eat most often for breakfast?
Pancakes… because they’re made from a batter!
Mr. Jones was sleeping soundly and was awakened by the phone ringing at 2am. He answered and the voice on the other end said, “This is your neighbor, Mr. Smith. Your dog’s barking is keeping me awake, keep it quiet!”
Then he hung up. At 3 o’clock, Mr. Jones called back Mr. Smith and said, “I don’t have a dog.” and he hung up.
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What do you call a thieving crocodile?