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An English Girl
An American businesswoman had to visit UK for about 3 months on business. She asked her husband what she should bring for the husband. “Bring me an English girl” said the husband naughtily. “OK” said the wife.
After 3 months the husband went to the airport to pick up his wife. “Where is my English girl?” he asked.
“Well, dear, I did every possible thing I could do to get a girl for you. She would be there in about 7 months’ time, but don’t you blame me if it turns out to be a baby boy!” answered the wife.
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Hey Girl…
Guy (to a fly lady): Did you crawl out of a B-17 cause you’re the bomb.
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Depending On Reliability
Any system that depends on reliability is unreliable.
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In No Mood
After Pablo and Marta got into an argument, she left for her mother’s home. Pablo called her mother’s home after a few days but his mother-in-law said that Marta was in no mood to talk to him.
A few more days went by and Pablo called again only to be greeted by the same reply.
He called again after a couple of days and the mother-in-law said to him, “Why do you keep calling when you know the answer?”
Pablo replied, “Because I love to hear it again and again. It’s music to my ears.”
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