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Feel Like A Tennis Racket.
“Doctor Doctor, I feel like a tennis racket.”
“You must be too highly strung.”
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Really Bad Day
Today was a really bad day for me…
FIRST, my ex got run over by a bus.
SECOND, I lost my job as a bus driver.
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What God Tells Me
Little johnny is watching his father, a minister, prepare his Sunday sermon. “What are you doing?” he asks.
“Preparing my sermon for tomorrow” his father answers.
“But how do you know what to write?” asks little johnny.
“I write what God tells me,” was the reply.
Little johnny thinks about this for a second and then asks, “So why do you keep on crossing out?”
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Short Flight Time
A not-so-smart lady called the airline booking agent to ask how long a flight was from Los Angeles to New York?
The busy agent replied, “Just a moment.”
The not-so-smart lady replied, “Thank you,” and then hung up.
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