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A Kangaroos Like A Pool
Why is a kangaroo like a pool table?
They both have side pockets!
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Actors And Lightbulbs
How many unemployed actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six. One to screw it in and the rest to say they could’ve done it better.
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Throwing Peanuts
Three men appear in court, on charges of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. The judge asks the first defendant, “What were you doing?”
“Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond.”
The judge asks the second gentleman, “And what were you doing?”
“I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too.”
“Sounds harmless,” says the judge. He turns to the third person, “And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well?”
“No, sir. I AM Peanuts!”
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The Secret Algorithm of Arithmetic
We’ll never run out of math teachers as long as they multiply.
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