Wooden Leg Smith
An elderly man went to his friend’s house to have a little chitchat. Then, he told his friend, “I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.”
His friend then asked, “So what’s the name of the other leg?”
Half An Apple
What looks like half an apple?
The other half.
Drive A Stick Shift
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift…
But I couldn’t find a manual.
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A Light Bottle
A friend and I were in a bar fight with the bar bully.
We took him to court for medical costs for stitches and a concussion when he hit my buddy with a beer bottle.
The judge asked him what he had to say for himself. He said, “Your honor, I only used a lite beer!”