Middle of a Jellyfish
What is in the middle of a jellyfish?
It’s jelly button.
I told my wife that I wanted to be cremated.
So she called and made an appointment for Monday at 2:00 pm.
Teacher: Johnny what time is bedtime at your house?
Johnny: 8:30 PM, ma’am.
A few moments later
Johnny’s Best Friend: So what time did you go to sleep last night?
Johnny: 1:00 AM, after watching two movies and getting a snack.
Blog of Loong
What do you call it when a zombie is last to cross the finish line in a marathon?
Being dead last.