You Can’t Make This Up
I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg…
I thought, “This could be interesting.”
How Do I Get It To Slow Down
To get his mind off his losing streak at the racetrack, I took my friend horseback riding. Being a novice, he freaked when his horse took off.
“How do I get it to slow down?!” he yelled.
“Bet on it!” I hollered back.
Pick Your Friends Carefully
Be careful when you have friends who tell you they can help you break into the jewelry business…
I took their advice, and now I’m serving 9 to 15 in the state penitentiary.
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The Busy Prime Minister
It was revealed in a UK government survey that the prime minister was doing the work of two men…
Those two men would be Laurel and Hardy.