I just love it when you are at a play or movie theater and they make the announcement, “Please silence your cell phones…”
Why do they have to announce that?
I mean how many people are carrying around a landline phone?
My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them.
I had to turn her in to the authorities….
For money laundering.
Turtle In The Military
Did you hear about the turtle being shot at in the army?
He was SHELL shocked!
Blog of Loong
Bigfoot Tells Time
How does Bigfoot tell time?
With a Sasq-watch.