品笑话学英语-2018-95
My Friends Dog
My friend told me her dog died of a stroke.
I asked her how hard she stroked it.
She’s not my friend anymore.
Golfers
Four senior golfers hit the course, some of them with waning enthusiasm for the sport.
“These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained.
“These fairways seem to be getting longer too,” said one of the others.
“The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too,” said the third senior.
After hearing enough from his senior buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said, “Quit your dang complaining and just be thankful we’re still on the RIGHT SIDE of the grass!”
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When We Were First Married
One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don’t love me any more?”
“Nonsense, darling,” replied the husband, “you just cook better now.”
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What A Closet Is For
Wife to husband: Do you know what a closet is for?
Husband: Yes. A closet it wear I hang my clothes when all the door knobs are full.
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