Smile every day-2018-79

Posted by loong on 2018/09/29 in 英语段子 |

Blood Type

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.


“My photographs don’t do me any justice.”
“How so?”
“They just look like me.”
Who’s Fault Is It?

What would happen if two autonomous cars collided?
How would they decide whose fault it was?
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The Birds and the Bees

One day, little Johnny came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?”
Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. He told him the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life. How life developed and finally, how a child was born. As the story unfolded, Johnny’s eyes got wider and wider.
When his father was finished, Johnny said, “Wow, that is really neat. That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Cranston.”

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