How Did He Feel?
“How did the man feel after being run over by a car?”
A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray.
“You told us you were the best guide in Colorado!” they cried.
“I am,” he said, “but I think we’re in Wyoming now.”
Like My 7th Husband
A man arrives at a rest home for his first day. He is greeted at the door by a woman.
She says, “You look like my 7th husband.”
The man replies, “How many times have you been married?”
Blog of Loong
“My ancestry goes back all the way to Alexander the Great,” said Christine. She then turned to Miriam and asked, “How far back does your family go?”
“I don’t know,” replied Miriam, “all of our records were lost in the flood.”