Smile every day-2018-76

Posted by loong on 2018/09/26 in 英语段子 |

Orthopedic Surgeon’s Breakfast

What does an Orthopedic Surgeon like for breakfast?
Rice Krispies… because they go SNAP, CRACKLE, & POP!

In Court for Stealing

If a young woman is in court for stealing…
Is that a miss-trial?
She Made It Cry

Yo’ Momma is so ugly…
She made my HAPPY MEAL cry!
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Are You Ready To Hear It?

Conversation between a guy and a salesperson during the new Tesla roadster drive test…
“Excuse me, sir, I see on the specs that the new Tesla roadster comes standard with a defibrillator?”
“Are you ready to hear the price?”

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