Smile every day-2018-74

Posted by loong on 2018/09/24 in 英语段子 |

What Are the Options?

Wife: “Do you want to eat something?”
Me: “Maybe, what are the options?”
Wife: “Yes or no!”

Color Does Matter

A 5 year old kid opened his birthday present to find a new toy car. He went up to his father who had just finished dying his hair. The kid was upset. “Dad, I wanted a red toy car and not a blue one.”
The father replied, “A car is a car. Red or blue, color doesn’t matter.”
The kid said, “Then dad, hair is hair. White or black, color doesn’t matter.”
Wish To Be A Prime Minister

Husband: “I wish to be the Prime Minister of the nation one day.”
Wife: “But you already are the PM of a nation.”
Husband: “Really, which nation?”
Wife: “The Imagi-nation.”
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swimming pool

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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