Smile every day-2018-72

Posted by loong on 2018/09/22 in 英语段子 |


The 50-50-90 rule:
If you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right…
There’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

Two Men Standing By the Door

Six-year old Angie and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. “You’re not supposed to talk out loud in church.”
“Why? Who’s going to stop me?” Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, “See those two men standing by the door? They’re hushers.”
Heart Chaser

The pretty lady at the DMV recommended to me that I sign up to be an organ donor….
That’s when I realized she was a girl after my own heart!
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