Smile every day-2018-71

Posted by loong on 2018/09/21 in 英语段子 |

Exit Strategy

A guy told his friends, “I left my job because of illness and fatigue.”
Turns out his boss just got sick and tired of him.

Watch Your Hat and Overcoat

The crowded cafeteria sported a large sign reading: “Watch Your Hat and Overcoat.”
Meyer did. He kept turning every minute, almost choking over his food. His pal, Moshe, kept on eating, without thought of his own coat on the hook. Finally Moshe said, “You, dope, stop watching our overcoats.”
“I’m only watching mine,” replied Meyer. “Yours has been gone for over half an hour.”
Afraid To Fly

Arriving at the airport my buddy looked visibly shaken. I asked him, “Are you okay? What’s the matter?”
Looking bewildered, he replied, “It’ll pass. Every time I have to fly, I get a terminal illness.”
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Faster Than Sound

Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

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