Smile every day-2018-70

Posted by loong on 2018/09/20 in 英语段子 |

Sunday Service

During the school year, the public library where I work is open on Sunday afternoons. Signs posted around the library read, Sunday service available 1:30-5:00, September-June. One day a woman was returning some books when she noticed one of these signs.
“Oh, you have Sunday service now?” she asked me.
“Yes, from 1:30 to 5:00, September through June,” I explained.
“I see,” she said. “And what denomination is it?”

Serves Me Right

If memory serves me right…
Well, it would be the first time.
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Need To See ID

An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. “You’ve got to be kidding,” he said. “I’m almost 60 years old!”
The bartender apologized, but said he had to see the license. The guy showed his ID, then paid and told the bartender to keep the change. “The tip’s for carding me,” he said.
The bartender put the change in the tip cup. “Thanks,” he said. “Works every time.”
Confident vs Confidential

A young boy asks his dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential?”
The dad replies, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. But see your friend over there? He is also my son. That’s confidential.”

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