Smile every day-2018-62

Posted by loong on 2018/09/12 in 英语段子 |

Police Officer in Bed

What happens when a police officer gets into bed?
He becomes an undercover cop.

Rules of Cooking

A culinary student was learning to make a proper gravy.
His teacher asked, “Did you start with a roux?”
“No, too time consuming,” replied the student.
The teacher sternly replied, “Rouxs are meant to be enforced!”


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Idiot Proof

Make something idiot proof, and someone will just make a better idiot!



Heated Debate Topic

Two political candidates were having a heated debate.
Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, “What about the powerful interest that controls you?”
And the other guy screamed back, “You leave my wife out of this!”


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