What goes “oooooooooooooooo!!!”?
A cow with no lips.
Official State Business
If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware?
I dunno, Al-ask-a.
A great number of years ago there was a proposed merger between Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers.
Rumor had it that the new company would be called . . . Fairwell Honeychild!
A man goes to a doctor and says, “Doctor, I have a very serious problem. I only hear half of everything.”
“That can’t be,” answers the doctor. “Either you can hear everything or you hear nothing. Tell you what, Let us see. Repeat after me… Ninety Six.”
The man quickly replies, “Forty eight!”
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