Smile every day-2018-57

Posted by loong on 2018/09/07 in 英语段子 |

Feeling Down

Two bumblebees were talking one day. “I’m sort of depressed” says one of the bees.
“Why…what’s the problem?” asks the second bee.
“My doctor says I’m losing my buzz,” says the first bee.
To which the second bee replies, “Sorry to hear that, man, that stings!”

Speeding Photo

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail…
I sent it right back, way too expensive and really bad quality.

Absent Minded Nurse

Did you hear about the absent-minded nurse that made the patient without disturbing the bed?

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Christmas Day Weather

What did Santa say when Mrs. Claus asked what the weather was going to be like on Christmas Day?
He said, “Rain, Dear.”


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