Smile every day-2018-56

Posted by loong on 2018/09/06 in 英语段子 |

On The Sun

Two men (a Russian and an American) were talking about their countries’ accomplishments.
The Russian says, “We were the first to go into Space.”
The American replies, “Well, we were the first to land on the moon.”
Sick of their arrogance, another man comes over and says, “Oh yeah! Well, I’m gonna be the first one on the Sun!”
The Russian and American both laugh saying, “You can’t go to the Sun. It’s too hot. You’ll burn up”
The man confidently replies, “I’m not an idiot. I’ll just go at night!”

Tidiness Rule #1

Every time you clean something…
You’re just make something else dirty!

What’s in Here?

One Easter Sunday morning as the pastor was preaching a children’s sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg.
He pointed at the egg and asked the children, “What’s in here?”
“I know, I know!” a little boy exclaimed, “Pantyhose!”

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No Hero Of Mine

“King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore,” said little Brodie to his mother one Sunday, after church.
“Why not, son?”
“I learned today that he killed the Jolly Green Giant.”


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