Smile every day-2018-53

Posted by loong on 2018/09/03 in 英语段子 |

Several Fonts Walk In

Several fonts walk into a bar.
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type here!”

A Trip Every Year

My wife complained that I never take her anywhere…
I told her that’s not true, we take a trip around the sun every year!
Finalizing My Divorce

Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of Motor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden name reinstated on my driver’s license.
“Will there be any change of address?” the clerk inquired.
“No,” I replied.
“Oh, good,” she said, clearly delighted. “You got the house.”

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On the Toadstool

Why didn’t the frog sit on the toadstool?
Because there wasn’t mushroom.


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