Smile every day-2018-37

Posted by loong on 2018/08/18 in 英语段子 |

What Did The Beaver Say To The Tree?

What did the Beaver say to the tree?
Nice Gnawin ya!

Yo Momma Calls 911

Yo Momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the “CALL” button.


Frog And Toad

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
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Toilet Paper

Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he was a party pooper.

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