How do you put a baby alien to bed?
You rocket to sleep.
Newest Pizza Diet
When ordering a pizza ask that it be cut in 4 slices in place of the normal 8 slices…
That way, it only counts as 4 slices on your diet!
What type of dog does not bark?
A “hush” puppy.
Make It Dirt Cheap
To make something DIRT CHEAP, then make it out of CHEAP DIRT!