Smile every day-2018-36

Posted by loong on 2018/08/17 in 英语段子 |

Baby Alien

How do you put a baby alien to bed?
You rocket to sleep.

Newest Pizza Diet

When ordering a pizza ask that it be cut in 4 slices in place of the normal 8 slices…
That way, it only counts as 4 slices on your diet!

No Barking

What type of dog does not bark?
A “hush” puppy.


Make It Dirt Cheap

To make something DIRT CHEAP, then make it out of CHEAP DIRT!

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