Smile every day-2018-27

Posted by loong on 2018/08/08 in 英语段子 |

English School

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.
After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him.
“And how do you find the English students, Donald?” she asked.
“Mother,” he replied, “they’re such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won’t stop. The one on the other side screams and screams all night.”
“Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbors?”
“Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here quietly, playing on my bagpipes.”

50th Anniversary

There was a couple married for 50 years and on the 50th anniversary the wife saw the husband crying and she told him, “Honey I never knew that after 50 years you would still love me the same way you did 50 years ago.”
The husband looks at the wife and asks her, “Honey, do you remember 50 years ago when your father caught us behind the barn naked?”
And the wife says yes.
The man replies do you remember what your father told me that day?
She replies no.
The husband replies he told me that if I don’t marry you he would have me locked up in prison for 50 years.
The wife looks at the husband and says “and?”
So the husband replies, “HOLLY COW! I could of been a free man by now!”


Bingo Game

Q: How do you clear out an Afghan bingo game?
A: Call B52

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