Smile every day-2018-25

Posted by loong on 2018/08/06 in 英语段子 |

Overweight Problem Solved

A lady is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to stop eating regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.
When the lady returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The lady nods. “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.” “From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” replied the lady.

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More Than One

What’s the difference between a carpenter and an orthopaedic surgeon?
A carpenter knows more than one antibiotic!


Full Committment

Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.
“Nervous?” asked the interviewer.
I replied, “No, I always give 110%.”

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