Smile every day-2018-18

Posted by loong on 2018/07/30 in 英语段子 |

Avoiding Funerals

I tend to avoid funerals…
… I’m just not a mourning person.


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Singing Happy Birthday

After much convincing from her husband, Tammy finally agreed to call an old family friend to sing her happy birthday. It was only after she finished singing, that the voice at the other end of the line informed her that it was the wrong number. “Oh, I’m so sorry,” she said, embarrassed. “It’s okay,” the voice said, “you need all the practice you can get!”

Taking Advice From Your Boss

My boss told me yesterday, “Ken, you shouldn’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want.”
But when I turned up at the office today in Ghostbuster’s clothing, she said I was fired.

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For the Same Reasons

Two men are discussing their love lives. One says, “I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear.”
The other one says, “Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons.”

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