Smile every day-2018-11

Posted by loong on 2018/07/23 in 英语段子 |

You Must Be Old

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks.
“Wow,” the lady said, “I must have worn these when I was 183.”
Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, “How old are you now?”


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The Birds and the Bee’s

“How was your first day of seventh grade son?”
“It was great Mom, I found out I’ll be learning sex education in my astronomy class. The teacher asked if we had a favorite star and also said beginning tomorrow we’ll be discussing heavenly bodies!”

Head Screwed On Backwards

A father asked his daughter, “What do you see in that boy? That kid has his head screwed on backwards!”
“No he doesn’t dad, that’s how kids wear ball caps these days.”

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A Visit from Cowboy Joe

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first visit to a big-city church.
“When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began.
“You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.
“I walked up the trail to the gate,” Joe continued.
“The sidewalk to the door,” Charlie corrected him.
“Inside the door, I was met by this dude,” Joe went on.
“That would be the usher,” Charlie explained.
“Well, the usher led me down the chute,” Joe said.
“You mean the aisle,” Charlie said.
“Then he led me to a stall and told me to sit there,” Joe continued.
“Pew,” Charlie retorted.
“Yeah,” recalled Joe. “That’s what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.”

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