Smile every day-2018-8

Posted by loong on 2018/07/20 in 英语段子 |

50 Years Together

A neighbor asked his friend, who was celebrating 50 years of marriage, what the secret was to a long and happy marriage?
His friend replied, “When we were first married, we vowed to go out twice a week no matter how little money we had and we have done so for 50 years.”
“Twice a week, you say?”
“Yeah. She goes out on Tuesday and I go out on Friday.”


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Taking Care of Genetics

What do you call a GMO human male child?
An alter boy.

The Georgia Peach Assignment

Student 1: “My professor told me my assignment was to get up in front of the whole class and give a talk on the round, light pinkish colored, fuzzy skinned fruit which is the nickname for the state of Georgia.”
Student 2: “Oh, in other words, you’re going to give a SPEACH?”

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What A Coincidence!

What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
They were all born on holidays!

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