Smile every day-2018-3

Posted by loong on 2018/07/15 in 英语段子 |

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She’s So Big

Yo momma’s so big that when God said let there be light, she had to move out of the way!


Waiting for the Echo

A man climbs up to the top of a mountain. He shouts “I love you!” and waits for the echo.
The echo comes replies, “I have a boyfriend!”

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What is the Answer?

One night four college students were out partying late night and did’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to take the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name…………………….( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tire burst?……………( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right

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Bottle in the Sand

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small, deserted island one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands pulled out the message.
“Due to lack of maintenance,” he read, “we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account.”

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