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品笑话学英语-2019-275

Posted by loong on 2019/04/15 in 英语段子 |

Alaskan Eye Doctor

I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island…
But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian!
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-274

Posted by loong on 2019/04/14 in 英语段子 |

Curling Pebble

In curling, there is a certain mystique about the pebble on the ice. Without it, rocks will not slide or curl. Another curling fact is that the cold air tends to make player’s noses run, so much so that there is usually facial tissue ant both ends of the rink.
Two seasoned curlers were having an argument. The first said that nose drippings ruined the ice. The second contended that they just added to or improved the pebble. They decided to have the icemaker settle the matter.
The second curler, hoping to sway the ice technician asked a loaded question, “I understand that nose drippings just add to and even improve the curl. Is that true?”
The icemaker was a man of few words and quickly replied, “‘Snot true.”
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-273

Posted by loong on 2019/04/13 in 英语段子 |

Christmas Evolution

The 4 stages of man…
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
He looks like Santa Claus.
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-272

Posted by loong on 2019/04/12 in 英语段子 |

Sign on Wine Truck

Sign on wine truck…
In case of ACCIDENT:
BRING LOTS OF CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!!
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-271

Posted by loong on 2019/04/11 in 英语段子 |

Photographic Memory

Everyone has a photographic memory…
Some just still keep it on film…
And they never develop it.
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-270

Posted by loong on 2019/04/10 in 英语段子 |

Vegetarian Girlfriend

Guy 1: “Hey, have you met my vegetarian girlfriend?”
Guy 2: “Nah, I’ve never met herbivore.”
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-269

Posted by loong on 2019/04/09 in 英语段子 |

Turn Left?

A rousing game of “Red Light, Green Light” got wild when my toddler yelled “Green Arrow!”
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-268

Posted by loong on 2019/04/08 in 英语段子 |

Make A Sentence

A teacher called upon the classroom to make sentences with words previously chosen. The teacher smiled when Pete, a slow learner, raised his hand to participate during the challenge of making a sentence with the words: Defeat, Defense, Deduct, and Detail.
Pete stood thinking for a while, all eyes focused on him while his classmates awaited his reply. Smiling, he the proudly said, “Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail.”
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-267

Posted by loong on 2019/04/07 in 英语段子 |

The Swimming Horsefly

A man entered a diner and ordered a large bowl of soup. A big horse fly then flew into the bowl. The startled man saw the fly, then retorted to the waiter. “Look at this bowl, what do you see? A horse fly right? What is it doing in my soup?”
The waiter, not sure how to reply, said, “I’m not sure, but it looks like the backstroke to me.”
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-266

Posted by loong on 2019/04/06 in 英语段子 |

NBA Playoffs

What food does Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers refuse to eat during the NBA Playoffs?
Indian Food… he hates Curry.
 
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