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品笑话学英语-2019-327

Posted by loong on 2019/06/06 in 英语段子 |

Am I A Bad Father

Johnathan asked his young son, “Greg, do you think I’m a bad father?”
“My name is Andrew,” replied his son.
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-326

Posted by loong on 2019/06/05 in 英语段子 |

Can Someone Explain This to Me

Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-325

Posted by loong on 2019/06/04 in 英语段子 |

Cleaning Windows

One of my first jobs was cleaning windows…
Windows on envelopes that is!
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-324

Posted by loong on 2019/06/03 in 英语段子 |

Swallowed A Marble

Yo Momma is so skinny… she swallowed a marble and it looked like she was 6 months pregnant!
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-323

Posted by loong on 2019/06/02 in 英语段子 |

No Neck

Yo momma has no neck… that’s why they call her Head & Shoulders!
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-322

Posted by loong on 2019/06/01 in 英语段子 |

Farthest from the Aisle

Have you ever noticed…
How the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle, are the ones who arrive last and who will leave during the performance?
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-321

Posted by loong on 2019/05/31 in 英语段子 |

Things Overheard in a Tattoo Parlor

“Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE.”
“We’re all out of red, so I used pink.”
“There are two O’s in Bob, right?”
“I hate it when I get the hiccups.”
“Anything else you want to say? You’ve got plenty of room back here.”
“I’ll bet you can’t tell I’ve never done this before.”
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-320

Posted by loong on 2019/05/30 in 英语段子 |

Watch What You Eat

With all the additives they put in food today you have to be very very careful about what you eat.
Why just the other day I was eating at a fast food place and I found potato in my French fries.
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-319

Posted by loong on 2019/05/29 in 英语段子 |

Final Tasks

Why are there always more last minute details to attend to than there are actual last minutes???
 
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品笑话学英语-2019-318

Posted by loong on 2019/05/28 in 英语段子 |

So Broke

Ever been so broke, that you dropped your wallet or purse on purpose…
Just to see the look of disappointment on the face of the person who finds it?
 
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