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品笑话学英语-2019-372

Posted by loong on 2019/07/21 in 英语段子 |

Salad for Dinner

I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, “Are we having salad for dinner?”
“Yes we are, how did you know?” she asked.
I replied, “Because I can’t hear the smoke alarm.”
 
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God Is With Us

Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, “What do you think you are doing?“
“What if you have an accident? The priests say, “Don’t worry, my son. God is with us.”
The policeman says, “In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed to ride on a motorcycle.”
 
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Why Don’t Eggs Tell Jokes?

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up!
 
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Bathroom Door

Danny, caught off-guard, yells at his roommate, “Dude! Why are you taking a bath with the bathroom door open?”
His roommate David replies, “I’m making sure no one is looking at me through keyhole.”
 
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