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品笑话学英语-2019-369

Posted by loong on 2019/07/18 in 英语段子 |

The High Cost of Beef

An economist asked, “When was beef the highest?”
A 6 year old replied, “When the cow jumped over the moon?”
 
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A Turkey with A Limp

What do you call a Turkey with a limp?
A gobble with a wobble.
 
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Why Dogs Can’t Use Computers

Why Dogs Can’t Use Computers…
– He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
– SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
– Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
– Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
– Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he’s browsing www.purina.com instead of working.
– The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
– He can’t help attacking the screen when he hears “You’ve Got Mail”.
– It’s too messy to “mark” every Web site he visits.
– The FETCH command isn’t available on all platforms.
– He can’t stick his head out of Windows.
 
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Must Be From Your Mother

Little Johnny asked his father, “Where did I get my intelligence from?”
His father replied, “It must be from your mother… because I still have mine.”
 
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