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品笑话学英语-2019-368

Posted by loong on 2019/07/17 in 英语段子 |

Secret Code

“Hocus Pocus” doesn’t work anymore…
I think they changed the password.
 
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Academic Athlete

Football is a dangerous sport and players can be hurt while playing. During a college game a player was hit pretty hard on one play. The doctor came onto the field as the teammates huddled around them. He asked the player a few questions as he lay on the field.
“What’s three plus three?” the doctor asked him.
“Seven.”
“What’s the capital of the United States?”
“Alabama.”
“Which state is farther east, California or Florida?”
“California.”
At this point, the doctor thought the player was confused and probably had suffered a brain concussion so he told the coach to take him out of the game.
The coach quickly spoke up. “Don’t do that, Doc. Let him play. He’s alright. He didn’t know that stuff even before he was hit.”
 
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Extra, Extra!

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it! Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!”
Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and said, “Hey kid, this is an old paper, where’s the story about the big swindle?”
The newsboy ignored him and went on calling out, “Read all about it! Fifty-one people swindled!”
 
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Dogspeak

Coming into the house after shopping.
Daughter: Mom, please don’t forget to bring in Pip’s t-o-y.
Mom: What are you doing? Has your dog learned how to spell?
 
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