0

品笑话学英语-2019-367

Posted by loong on 2019/07/16 in 英语段子 |

Resolved Settlement

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in…
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
 
英语笑话_轻松学英语_英文笑话_怎么轻松学英语_好玩又长知识,总有你喜欢的!

每天看一看,托福、雅思轻松过。
 

I Do Have Two Eyes, Grandma

Brenda’s five-year-old grandson Logan was spending the evening at his grandparents’ home. He asked if he could watch the “Brer Rabbit” video and then made a second request to watercolor.
Brenda asked him which one of the two he wanted to do.
He looked up and replied, “Grandma, I have two eyes. I can do two things at once.”
 
品英语笑话,轻松休闲学英语。

Glad to Meet You, General.

Want to stop someone right in their tracks? When you’re talking with them and they start a sentence with “Generally speaking”, interrupt them immediately and say, “Glad to meet you General, Sir. Ulysses S. Grant speaking!”
 
搜索“Loong精选”,有你好看的!

» 本文链接:http://nicelife.me/?p=2961
» 订阅本站:http://nicelife.me
» 转载请注明来源:nicelife.me » 《品笑话学英语-2019-367》


标签:, , , , , , , , ,

欢迎留下您的评论,谢谢!

发表评论

电子邮件地址不会被公开。

您可以使用这些HTML标签和属性: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Copyright © 2012-2019 blog of loong All rights reserved.