An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in…
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
I Do Have Two Eyes, Grandma
Brenda’s five-year-old grandson Logan was spending the evening at his grandparents’ home. He asked if he could watch the “Brer Rabbit” video and then made a second request to watercolor.
Brenda asked him which one of the two he wanted to do.
He looked up and replied, “Grandma, I have two eyes. I can do two things at once.”
Glad to Meet You, General.
Want to stop someone right in their tracks? When you’re talking with them and they start a sentence with “Generally speaking”, interrupt them immediately and say, “Glad to meet you General, Sir. Ulysses S. Grant speaking!”