A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance.
“That is a very smart dog,” the man commented.
“Not really,” said one of the irked players. “Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.”
Between the Dock and the Boat
Little Johnny asked his dad, “What do you do when you put one foot on the boat and the other on the dock?”
“Swim,” replied his dad. “You fall in, and then you swim.”
Blog of Loong
Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the fancy New Year’s Eve dance?
It was a moth ball!
Deal Me In
What do you get when you cross a perfect poker hand with a successful bathroom experience by Queen Elizabeth?
A Royal Flush!