Last Battery I’d Ever Need
An angry motorist went back to a garage where he had purchased an expensive battery for his car just six months earlier.
“Listen”, the motorist grumbled to the owner of the garage, “when I bought this battery you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. It died after only six months!”
“Sorry,” apologized the garage owner. “I didn’t think your car would last longer than that.”
A five-year-old boy had never spoken a word, ever. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, “Soup’s cold.”
She was astonished, and said, “Honey, I’ve waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a thing. Why haven’t you spoken before?”
The boy looked at her and replied, “Up until now, everything’s been okay.”
Fit for Work
I got a job in a workout center, but they quickly let me go…
They said I wasn’t fit for the job.
Blog of Loong
39 and Holding
Little Johnny asked his Grandma how old she was.
Grandma answered, “39 and holding.”
Johnny thought about that and then asked, “And how old would you be if you let go?”