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品笑话学英语-2019-358

Posted by loong on 2019/07/07 in 英语段子 |

Too Many Wheels

I tried working in a wheel factory, but I got too tired.
 
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The Curse Be With You

An elegant older lady is ushered into the most prestigious party at the country club. This is the first time out making an appearance since the wedding. Her new husband just happens to be the founder & president of the club.
When she came into view, there was a low hum among the other women as they gathered round full of questions, especially about the HUGE diamond on her finger. The madame tried to be nice about it all but was getting a little annoyed with all the busy bodies. She told them that the diamond was the Cloppman Diamond and it came with a curse.
Now the hum was getting louder as they wanted to know what the curse was.
She responded, matter of factly, “Mr. Cloppman!”
 
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Forgetfulness Tips

If you’re becoming forgetful, I have a tip for you.
Date the notes you write to yourself.
I just spent the entire morning looking for Easter eggs.
 
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Marine Measurment

Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?
A: Because it has its own scales!
 
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