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Shocking Rememberance
I was stunned last night when my wife told me I was too wrapped up in myself….
When did I get a wife?
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Life Lessons
What is Experience?
The name people give to their mistakes.
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Motherly Pride
Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, “My son is such a saint. He works hard, doesn’t smoke, and he hasn’t so much as looked at a woman in over two years.”
The other woman said, “Well, my son is a saint himself. Not only has he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn’t touched a drop of liquor in all that time.”
“My word,” the first mother said. “You must be so proud.”
“I am,” the second mother replied. “And when he’s paroled next month, I’m going to throw him a big party.”
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The Koala Bear Debate
I think that a Koala should definitely be considered a bear instead of a Marsupial…
It certainly has all of the Koalafications.
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