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品笑话学英语-2019-355

Posted by loong on 2019/07/04 in 英语段子 |

Running Bull

A farmer asked the vet to come out to check on his favorite bull who wasn’t doing well at all. After checking the bull’s vital signs, the vet reached in his black bag and pulled out a rather large pill.
He forced open the bull’s mouth and crammed the pill down his gullet. Suddenly the bull jumped up and took off like a banshee, jumping every fence in his way.
The vet exclaimed, “Well, looks like your bull is healed!”
The farmer replied, “Now give me one of those pills. I’ve gotta catch him!”
 
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Providential Particulars

Did you know that Adam and Eve were the first couple to not read and understand the fine print on their Apple contract?
 
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Make Mine Well Done

Some vacationers at their campsite were cooking fish over an open fire when a storm suddenly moved in.
Before the campers could run for cover, a burst of lightning came down and struck a skillet that was resting on the coals in front of them.
That’s what you call a flash in the pan!
 
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